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Aaaaaaand scene! (round 2)
In the spirit and anticipation of Christmas and back by popular demand, a re-post from December 2009: Christmas reminds me of childbirth, in that there is all this exciting build up, decorating,...
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It’s Tricky…
Apparently The Face Magazine published an article in 2008 claiming that vocalist Martina Topley-Bird had to single-handedly bring up the child that Tricky had fathered. I’m assuming the author of the...
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Did I do that?
There are the days that you accidentally imply that your children have personality “issues” … to their face. There are the days that you wish you children didn’t look so much like their father so you...
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The Calm and Assertive Domination of the Latter-day Saints
Years and years ago, when I was younger and skinnier, I did something that I am equally proud as I am ashamed of. That’s right, I took advantage of two teenage Mormon boys. There. It’s out. Let the...
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Bulgarian culture, the Cyrillic alphabet and other reasons to riot…
As some of you know, my boyfriend left for his annual European tour a few weeks ago. He won’t be home until June some time and instead of retaliating by guilt tripping him, gaining 16 lbs or having an...
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Who doesn’t love a funeral?
This weekend was weird that way. That way where I had planned the trip to New York months in advance on account of my genius brother’s law school graduation ceremony coming up but at the last minute...
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Hump! Hump!
Things I’ve been doing over the last week (While I was ignoring you) that were helpful and amazing good times and awesome and inspirational in a rainbow of ways: Taught a Self-Realization Workshop to a...
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Taste Nirvana
Try new things. As you know, my last attempt at coconut water was a bit of a fail. But let me tell you… a beautiful thing has happened since. The good people at Taste Nirvana, after reading my blog,...
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On The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked...
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Dear Creepy Stalker Vlog Requester…
You’re Welcome: Original article: Dear Creepy Stalker Vlog Requester…©2013 . All Rights Reserved.
View ArticleLes Années Folles, Minus The Polio And Fascism
Newsprint, striptease, organized crime and moonshine... Continue reading →
View Article50 Things Chuck Henderson should know about women
Some of them make us wonder why we’ve been wasting $65 a month on Brazilian waxes and laser hair removal for the last however many years when all along our husband’s would have been happier diving into...
View ArticleDear Santa, … Too Soon?
As some of you know, I’ve been apartment hunting lately. And, while I haven’t found one yet, I’ve seen a few interesting flats advertised. Or a few flats interestingly advertised… Despite the apartment...
View ArticleGhost ship carrying ebola-infected rats is heading toward Florida
“When you blame others, you give up your power to change.”
View ArticleWomen Workin’ It
So here’s something awesome. I occassionaly give self-exploration workshops to groups of women who take part in projects geared towards adjusting to immigration and/or re-entering the work-force. And...
View Article♪ Waiting in the waiting room♪
Yesterday we waited 3 hours before asking the receptionist how much longer. We were coughed on, sneezed on and educated quite thoroughly on Rheumatoid Arthritis and Irritable Bowel Syndrome before...
View ArticleHe had a dream (Barcelona – Part one)
I have never been anywhere in my life. Correction: I have never been anywhere in my life, outside of North America, far enough away to provide any sort of culture shock. Correction: I hadn’t been...
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NO MOLESTAR (Barcelona – Part three / Google go back to school)
These were free for the taking at the tourist information center downtown Barcelona. On the back of each one it says ‘NO a la explotacion sexual’ According to google translator this means: ‘Ardent...
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Bird is the word (Barcelona – Part four)
The first day on our trip we were walking up Avinguda de les Drassanes and I noticed a tiny little green bird flitting about the sidewalk. I tried to get his picture but he kept darting out of sight....
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One Night Stand (Barcelona – Part five)
Have you ever had one of those one night stands that turns into two nights or a whole week-end? I’m talking about the kind where you both know that nothing is going to come of it but an awkward diner...
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