♪ Waiting in the waiting room♪
Yesterday we waited 3 hours before asking the receptionist how much longer. We were coughed on, sneezed on and educated quite thoroughly on Rheumatoid Arthritis and Irritable Bowel Syndrome before...
View ArticleHe had a dream (Barcelona – Part one)
I have never been anywhere in my life. Correction: I have never been anywhere in my life, outside of North America, far enough away to provide any sort of culture shock. Correction: I hadn’t been...
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NO MOLESTAR (Barcelona – Part three / Google go back to school)
These were free for the taking at the tourist information center downtown Barcelona. On the back of each one it says ‘NO a la explotacion sexual’ According to google translator this means: ‘Ardent...
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Bird is the word (Barcelona – Part four)
The first day on our trip we were walking up Avinguda de les Drassanes and I noticed a tiny little green bird flitting about the sidewalk. I tried to get his picture but he kept darting out of sight....
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One Night Stand (Barcelona – Part five)
Have you ever had one of those one night stands that turns into two nights or a whole week-end? I’m talking about the kind where you both know that nothing is going to come of it but an awkward diner...
View ArticleVagina Camp.
That’s right, you heard me, I said Vagina Camp. The thing is… I have written many posts already, with a plethora of keywords to chose from and for some reason, the majority of googlers who land on The...
View ArticleControl versus Chinese Food
The pros to being a single parent include an entire category labeled CONTROL. I’m not ashamed to admit it. Having control makes parenting so much easier. I don’t mean actual control over your children...
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On The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked...
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I Cheated On You, And I’ll Probably Do It Again…
It’s true. I did. And I’m not even sorry. And honestly, not to be a jerk or anything but I feel like maybe, you should take some responsibility for this. What I mean is that it shouldn’t exactly be a...
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Potential side effects include mild skin rash, compulsive acts of body art,...
I want my body back!!! Seriously though. I’m not really a baby, I swear, and if any of these things would just happen alone I wouldn’t even be whining about it. REALLY. I know it could be worse. I know...
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