Potential side effects include mild skin rash, compulsive acts of body art,...
I want my body back!!! Seriously though. I’m not really a baby, I swear, and if any of these things would just happen alone I wouldn’t even be whining about it. REALLY. I know it could be worse. I know...
View ArticleI Cheated On You, And I’ll Probably Do It Again…
It’s true. I did. And I’m not even sorry. And honestly, not to be a jerk or anything but I feel like maybe, you should take some responsibility for this. What I mean is that it shouldn’t exactly be a...
View ArticleOn The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked...
View ArticleControl versus Chinese Food
The pros to being a single parent include an entire category labeled CONTROL. I’m not ashamed to admit it. Having control makes parenting so much easier. I don’t mean actual control over your children...
View ArticleVagina Camp.
That’s right, you heard me, I said Vagina Camp. The thing is… I have written many posts already, with a plethora of keywords to chose from and for some reason, the majority of googlers who land on The...
View ArticleOne Night Stand (Barcelona – Part five)
Have you ever had one of those one night stands that turns into two nights or a whole week-end? I’m talking about the kind where you both know that nothing is going to come of it but an awkward diner...
View ArticleBird is the word (Barcelona – Part four)
The first day on our trip we were walking up Avinguda de les Drassanes and I noticed a tiny little green bird flitting about the sidewalk. I tried to get his picture but he kept darting out of sight....
View ArticleNO MOLESTAR (Barcelona – Part three / Google go back to school)
These were free for the taking at the tourist information center downtown Barcelona. On the back of each one it says ‘NO a la explotacion sexual’ According to google translator this means: ‘Ardent...
View ArticleHe had a dream (Barcelona – Part one)
I have never been anywhere in my life. Correction: I have never been anywhere in my life, outside of North America, far enough away to provide any sort of culture shock. Correction: I hadn’t been...
View Article♪ Waiting in the waiting room♪
Yesterday we waited 3 hours before asking the receptionist how much longer. We were coughed on, sneezed on and educated quite thoroughly on Rheumatoid Arthritis and Irritable Bowel Syndrome before...
View ArticleWomen Workin’ It
So here’s something awesome. I occassionaly give self-exploration workshops to groups of women who take part in projects geared towards adjusting to immigration and/or re-entering the work-force. And...
View ArticleGhost ship carrying ebola-infected rats is heading toward Florida
“When you blame others, you give up your power to change.”
View ArticleDear Santa, … Too Soon?
As some of you know, I’ve been apartment hunting lately. And, while I haven’t found one yet, I’ve seen a few interesting flats advertised. Or a few flats interestingly advertised… Despite the apartment...
View Article50 Things Chuck Henderson should know about women
Some of them make us wonder why we’ve been wasting $65 a month on Brazilian waxes and laser hair removal for the last however many years when all along our husband’s would have been happier diving into...
View ArticleLes Années Folles, Minus The Polio And Fascism
Newsprint, striptease, organized crime and moonshine... Continue reading →
View ArticleDear Creepy Stalker Vlog Requester…
You’re Welcome: Original article: Dear Creepy Stalker Vlog Requester…©2013 . All Rights Reserved.
View ArticleOn The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked...
View ArticleTaste Nirvana
Try new things. As you know, my last attempt at coconut water was a bit of a fail. But let me tell you… a beautiful thing has happened since. The good people at Taste Nirvana, after reading my blog,...
View ArticleHump! Hump!
Things I’ve been doing over the last week (While I was ignoring you) that were helpful and amazing good times and awesome and inspirational in a rainbow of ways: Taught a Self-Realization Workshop to a...
View ArticleWho doesn’t love a funeral?
This weekend was weird that way. That way where I had planned the trip to New York months in advance on account of my genius brother’s law school graduation ceremony coming up but at the last minute...
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